Why does everyone, including me, hate calling to order pizza? I have never met anyone who actually likes doing that. In fact, when Phil & Cat would come over, the four of us would argue over who “had” to call, and would devise elaborate schemes to get out of calling. Sometimes this would even lead to bids of “I’ll pay if you call.”
It’s not like any pizza person has been particularly threatening, or has wanted to chat for long periods of time. The worst you get is the stoned guy who is a little slow to realize what you want.